Curb Your Bullshit, Bongino (Vol 1), no one wants you dead, not when you're THIS much fun

Dan "Preparer of the Flan" "the Man" "Bouncing Bomb" Bongino fights through his bouts with melodrama and an acute persecution complex to tell us that if he died, "Leftists" would celebrate his death, because he is a conservative.

No, Dan. First, having an IQ of 95 or above coupled with an interest in this country's welfare doesn't make someone a "leftist" and, second, and you're confusing people hating you for being a conservative with being a douchebag.

And, of course, we would like to wish Dan a speedy recovery from both Mr Dunning & Mr Kruger. You're too important, Dan. Keep fighting.

Or don't, we don't care.

#bongino #seeyounexttuesday